Big Bang

  GENERATION 1

CURRENT AMOUNT OF KIDS: 8

     Like any recent alien abductee, Angeline immediately wants to forget all the probing and experimentation recently done to her various dental cavities, so she heads inside to deal with toddler madness. She's still a little out of it, though . . .

"Please tell me that's raindrops."

      Meanwhile, Danny tried to give the vegetarian lifestyle a shot, but it didn't pan out well.

"Emma, why are half your pictures about you eating?"

     The bills showed up later in the day, but before I could pay it in full, Danny boy rolled in some good cash, leading to the quickest money rebound ever.
   

    If only we could recoup money that fast IRL. Or potty train toddlers in a day:

    Even though Heather's toddler training is officially done, we can't quite age her up yet -- having one twin being older than the other by an entire life stage would be hard to explain to the neighbors. (Not that having as many kids as Sim-anly possible is any easier.)

    Nevermind that! We have a training crunch to do!

    And this generation's last double birthday, too.

    To honor both of her little girls, Angie immediately throws herself into working on her book, which, unsurprisingly, ended up being a hit.

"You complete me."

    As a reward, I bought her Super Green Thumb, and she started on her newest drama book.

    After writing away for a few hours and getting some cash . . . 

 
   Angeline got a very special wish.

How could I deny her that?

    After taking a well deserved shower and gussying up, Angie called Karl Simon, the guy that ran away 2 sim hours into their date:

   Miraculously, he stayed this time, but their "date" felt a little awkward somehow.

   Then it hit me: His face. It's like he knew what was going down the second he stepped foot on the porch.

Can't you just smell the fear? 

"Again."

  The good news is that we won't need him around anymore -- our last jingle played.

FEAR IT.