Turbo Toddler

 GENERATION 1

CURRENT AMOUNT OF KIDS: 9

    "Kids grow up so fast," they oftentimes say. Whoever "they" is absolutely true, because Ian aged up, like, three Sim hours after he was born.

     Even more impressive is the fact that Angeline just . . . dumps Ian into the walker. She's clearly getting too old for this crap.

    Gwen, on the other hand, is pretty young to be thinking about how to start writing out an entire multi-chapter novel for public consumption, but since she may very well be our Generation 2 heir, who would I be to deny a young girl her wish?

"Not talking about William and Harry. Heather and I look way cuter."

    She wrote for a good twenty minutes, then proceeded to paint yet another abstract piece of work. At least she made good cash pronto.

   Ah, the wonders of toddler toys! Ian hit his first milestone without his mom's help!

Not sure if proud or depressed.

   Neither did Fiona, apparently. But look! She didn't blow up her den!

    Oh, yeah, don't think I'm leaving Heather out in the dust; for the past two Sim days, she's been autonomously playing with her Not-Easy-Bake toy oven constantly. Now she's the miniature Cake Boss!!

   The next day started off with Ian putting on his big boy pants:

     And since his poor big brother Danny had wet his, I decided to buy him a lifetime reward. Just so one less person in this house needs to shower on a regular basis.

He still had to shower afterwards, though.

    Fiona gets one too, after all she finally improved her Science skill to "not failtastic".  Since Angie had a whole bunch of them stocked up, what reward would be better for her little genius than the . . .

    She got some groovy outerwear before heading out in the great bone-chillingly cold outdoors.

     Gwen finally made some buck off her book!

     After an entirely grueling two hours of search, Fi came home with two seeds and four rocks to analyze. Each of which ended with disappointment.

      You might not have noticed I've kind of ignored Emma today. If you did, here's your reward: a new hairdo and outfit suited for the wintertime. She poses that way a lot, but she can't hold a candle to Brad.

    Thankfully, Ian's exhausted of being a toddler after only one day of being one. I don't blame the kid, I'd get tired of people taking care of me, too. Time to age him up!

   I sense a lot of bonding with Fiona in the future . . .

  

   And purple. Lots and lots of purple!