Friday, August 15, 2014

Life Overload

  Since the Holland kids are growing older, they're going to need to flesh out their skills to ensure success in their adult lives -- we going to need a lot of hobby objects around the house. 


That's just a really fancy way of saying I bought them a basketball hoop.

     It's a shame that playing dominoes doesn't burn any calories.



     While Emma kicked Danny's butt in a hoops contest and challenged gender roles, Brad proved to the world he is the textbook definition of swag:


Sticking his pinkie out like a boss. All he needs is nerd glasses.

     I also scored us a nice family photo of the Hollands scarfing down some nice quality stu surprise -- and the surprise wasn't that the stu wasn't leftover:

Emma got the surprise first.

    The surprise was that Angie finally finished her book!!



     And that someone broke the dishwasher. And the toilet. And the shower.

She'll be upgrading a lot.

      She has an idea who the culprits are in that case, too:

"Real tired of your shit, guys."

   And as a reward for putting up with her little hellions, I bought her some Lifetime Rewards, and that Bakery Oven:



    Trust me, the kids haunted her over making some kind of dessert. We'll make one first thing in the morning, and the kids weren't the only ones who wanted it . . .

That, or Cedrick likes stalking his kids.

    In the interest of keeping her children healthy, she made a nice autumn salad, too.  

That no one proceeded to eat.

    Meanwhile, Angeline started drafting out her magnum opus:


Come at me, bros.
    Its . . . genius quality was too much for her laptop to handle, so she ended up fixing yet another thing.


     Oh, yeah, and since Brad dislikes children, he'll be no help to us around the house, so we got him a job:



     We have to end on a bittersweet note, though; a lack of sibling bonding and a rejected date:



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