Baby Blues

     Shortly after her water broke, Angeline scurried along to the hospital, prepared to have her very first baby. Since it takes two to make one baby, who else to show up for this momentous occasion but . . .

A reluctant baby daddy!

      Awkward. Never mind that, though -- let's have this kid already!

Awww, he looks just like neither parent.

I'm sorry, but Nate's on and off feelings for Angie will never not be hilarious.

     Welcome to the wonderful world of motherhood, Angie! It's going to be a long ride. And what are we going to do to celebrate this new, important phase in life?

"Hey David. My body is ready."

    Oh, wait. Angeline, you have a far more important man in your life. And plants. Get to it! Rinse and repeat for the next day.  On day two, however, our heroine has grown lonely and wants another baby already some adult conversation.

He wet himself after this, cried, got changed, cried, was snuggled, cried, was put to bed, and then cried.

   So we invited David Bowie Ziggfield for dinner and a show. (Don't worry, I moved the crib downstairs.) It was going well, until Dave insisted on holding Aaron hostage from getting a good night's sleep. 

"Babe, I think you'd be a big fan of Labyrinth."

    And then went on to say Angeline sucks and so does her dating skills.

     In an act of desperation for some lovin', Angeline headed on over to her next door neighbor's house. In the rain. Without hiring a babysitter. Then she answered her cell phone.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

      If you looked up "bipolar" in a dictionary, you'd see a picture of this guy. So you know what? I said "No, your bulge is freaky." Jack was kind enough to stay outside and flirt in the rain with Angeline, with Aaron chilling out on the damp, old, wooden porch.

     It was going well until Angie leaned in for a kiss, and then something else totally awesome happened. 

"Let's get one thing straight. I'm not."

      
Seriously, who says Sims in TS3 don't have emotions?!