Wondrous WooHoo

     The crushing feeling of being denied by two different men in the same day will not deter Angeline from pumping out as many kids as Sim-anly possible. "David just needs to take his bipolar meds, and Jack just wants a hotter beard," our heroine had reasoned as she went to sleep. Mayyyybe she should write a love letter, first thing in the morning, just to play it safe.

"Hey David.  Ever wonder what it's like to make up your damn mind for once?"

     But we should mix it up a little bit, while we're waiting on the obligatory David snub. Angeline did meet two other men at the Deserted Gymnasium, after all. These handsome fellows, in fact:

A Hot Topic employee and Marilyn Manson's long lost twin.

       Thankfully, the employee Cedrick Winchester was on break and happily obliged while Manson Lucien Hyde was too busy corrupting the local youth:

     Meanwhile, Angie went to pay bills when --

                                      .  .  .

   'kay. better.

    Meanwhile, Angie went to pay bills when our lovely victim date showed up for the evening. He was a dapper man, what with his white top hat, Little Mermaid knockoff hair, blue makeup, spiked choker, and zebra stripes.

"You'd better not blow all your child support on $25 Nine Inch Nails tees."

                        
Well. This calls for drastic measures:

"If you'll GTFO of my life."

Struttin' like a nerdy John Travolta.

 By drastic measures, I mean "ask Jack to go steady", which, surprisingly, he accepted.

"Alright, now we can WooHoo like social bunnies."

     So, Jack gets a ride, Angie gets a baby. Isn't bargaining so romantic? At least Angie has a new tax shelter.

"The baby is your payment."

     Thankfully, Aaron got a gift for his patience whilst Mom and Jack were working out some kinks:

"Yay, actual clothes."